I was talking to Matt on the phone and apparently Payton was getting very hungry. When I got off the phone with Matt Payton said:

"Mommy did you hear what I said?"

I replied with "You want Honey Nut Cheerios."

"Yeah! You must be blind or something."

I am pretty sure she meant deaf, but either way apparently I was not moving fast enough for her.

The other night Payton went poop and I asked her how it went. This was her answer:

"Do you really want the answer to that question. Well here it is, BIG!"

Payton came up with a new joke, here it is:

"LOL, holla."

Yeah that is the joke no punch line just that. It does manage to make me laugh every time.