Here is how a conversations with Matt and Payton went down tonight:

Matt- "Maybe I should just punch you in the face." I know that sounds bad, but it's just play.

"It starts tomorrow." Payton said very serious like.

"What." Matt replied very confused.

"The fight!" Payton replied very confidently.

Payton was explaining the dynamics of a marriage to us today. Apparently this is how it goes:

"The wife says that they should go somewhere but the man says no and so the wife says that's fine but we are going anyways."

Sounds about right to me.

Payton is a major nail biter. Today she got the better of herself and made her finger nail bleed. She pretty much thought she was dying and I couldn't do anything but laugh. She didn't think it was very funny and had a major melt down which included some of the following outbursts, all as crying uncontrollably.

"It's not funny!!"

"I'm going to lose all my blood, then you won't be laughing!"

"You need to take better care of me more!"

"You are NOT calling anyone!!!" This was as she saw me calling her dad.